Just Wynn Baby!

It’s Saturday night in Vegas and although the economy is hurting many hotels on the strip, Steve Wynn’s Encore isn’t one of them. This luxury resort opened back in December and it’s over the top indoor/outdoor club XS is rocking. We’re out here for The Dude’s Bachelor Party and it’s been a great weekend. We’ve been focused on good eating and gambling but it sure would be nice to wrap up the weekend with a bang. We’re standing by the pool side cabanas when a sexy but plump blonde butterball with huge natural boobs and I make eye contact. She was talking with some girls and then strolled past us looking me up and down. “Jackpot!” I thought, this will be an easy mark, a lay up, I’ll just put a honey baked ham on a string and lead her right up to my room. “How you doing” I said ...